We need to rekindle our bromance
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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