Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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