Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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