You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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