The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
if i died would you start the facebook group?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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