Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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