Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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