Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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