Need sex. Gaining weight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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