Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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