so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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