That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I need to calm my uterus...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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