The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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