All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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