I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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