He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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