That's intense
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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