its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Shame is for Republicans.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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