Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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