Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
the raccoons are back...
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