I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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