I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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