how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Everyone says I win the strip club
The struggles of a small town man whore
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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