Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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