please come you make the beer taste better
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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