:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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