i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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