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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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