I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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