Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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