Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
