what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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