Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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