In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize
