Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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