thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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