absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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