yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i black out too much to be "responsible"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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