considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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