I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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