Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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