so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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