Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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