Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Randomize
