I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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