rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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