A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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