the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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