Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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