You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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