he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
