Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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