that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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